Inglês técnico.

Berlusconi, Sarkozy and Sócrates went for a job interview in Brussels.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English, with three main words: "GREEN", "PINK", and "YELLOW".

Berlusconi was the first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK Day."

Sarkozy was the next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in the evening I watch the PINK panther on TV."

Last one was Sócrates: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone GREEN... GREEN... GREEN..., I PINK up the phone and I say: YELLOW!"